Dog Admirer Gifts

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'You spend 90 hours a week on that computer so as your best friend, it's my responsibility to tell you to GET A LIFE!'

'This hole is real deceptive. It's wide and straight and not much of a challenge -- until you get up near that pack of pit bulls.'

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

'I should have told him those were spicy.'

'The first barbecue is like Christmas for Marmaduke!'

'How stupid dogs are for chasing after a bone.'

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.

"Don't complain about being too old to learn new tricks! Me, I've only ever been a one-trick pony..."

'I know the rabbit is mechanical but my stomach still wants to give it a try.'

"As a dog, I'd say, roll over. As your financial advisor, I'd suggest looking for a better rate."

"How about letting me lay in the sunbeam for a little while?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

'Don't even think about it!'

Dogs all bringing local papers.

"It's funny how they love to chase cars."

'So, what does it feel like to have a taste of your own medicine?'

'He was born to the sea.'

Cowowa

'Who did you follow home this time?'

'Fetching slippers IS humiliating, but she has to follow me with a pooper-scooper, so it's the least I can do.'

"I don't know what he see's in her, she's a dog"

'Earrings again this year?'

Dogs viewing human in sleep lab, 'It looks like he's chasing something.'

'You're lucky... if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.

Top Dog

"I'm an athlete the way Buzzy here is an apex predator."

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"Your hissing isn't scary enough. It sounds like white noise."

Tortoise steals dogs bone.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Step away form the bedroom door Rex! I don't care if they went to bed late, it's time for my breakfast and they have to get up!"

Dogs sharing food

"Look at that dog wagging his tail. He'll never understand the finer points of purring."