Small Dog Admirer Gifts

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

'Lord and Lady Lascelles de Vere Digby and their ratty little mongrel, Tinker.'

Most Annoying Bark

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"He's gone goth"

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'