Small Dog Devotee Gifts

"Buttercup's unusual. Her bite's worse than her bark."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Licensed Therapist

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Canine Companion

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Love a Mutt

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

No Soliciting

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"A little help, please."

Super pets.

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'