Small Dog Enthusiast Gifts

Man and his little dog stand outside the entrance to a shop readings a sign that says "No little yappy dogs".

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Yeah, in a sense, fitting in her handbag means I can go with her everywhere, but the smell of cosmetics gives me headaches..."

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"My chihuahua must be somewhere in here...I'm sure I packed him in..."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Three more years of high school."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dog walking Human.

'Super Dog'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Sheep dog late for work

Happy Hour

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"