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Hamster Land

Hamster

"Pick me!"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Love Conquers All

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Raised by Dogs

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."