Canine Admirer Gifts

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

Flea Philosophy.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'The good news is it's not bird flu.'

'We're revoking your executive washroom key for drinking out of the toilet.'

I've heard that owners begin to look like their pets,so I'm in need of a good looking dog.

'Dog Show' - 'Most fleas'

The Ninth Wonder of the World - The Great Mongrel of Manchu

'Labradoodle sounds wimpy, I'd rather that you just say I'm a hybrid.'

A man reads a sign saying 'Beware the Ides of March' is approached from behind by a small dog wearing a coat which reads 'Ides'.

Hyenas as Pets

Dog porta-potties

"Wow, these are good!"

"We have an exceptionally loyal workforce."

"Who's my favourite pet? You are... Yes you are!"

"It's at Fifth and Maple. The Waiting For Something To Hit The Floor restaurant."

Dog Show.

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'My Human doesn't seem to be able to make up his mind: He throws things away then asks me to fetch them...'

'Just drop it and nothing gets hurt.'

Three dogs look at a picture of a bone, with tails wagging.

"Damn, she's good."

"Looks like Phil isn't home."

Fifty Shades of Gray

"He's so damn manly!"

Absolut Cullum.

"We should get out to the country more often."

"'Bulldog! Bulldog! Bow, wow, wow'—that's how you voted?"

"He was a very good boy."

"Go ahead, Albertson. Ask Toby for a raise. It'll be cute."