Canine Comedy Admirer Gifts

Ugh, awkward – she wasn't wagging at me, she was wagging at the guy behind me.

Dog Dilemmas.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Pet Entertainers

"Meow"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

No, I don

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Fifty Shades of Gray

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

There are no rats with collars...

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Canine Comedians

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Flea Philosophy.

Dogs and Chickens

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Hyenas as Pets

"Okay, who's purring?"

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma