Canine Companion Admirer Gifts

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"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

"In heaven there are no trees."

A stilt house with a stilt doghouse

"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You're such a good listener."

"He was a very good boy."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"I hate it when we fight."

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Spring Training

Bears

"He's gone goth"