Canine Companion Admirer Gifts

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"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

"In heaven there are no trees."

A stilt house with a stilt doghouse

"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bears

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"