Dog Breed Admirer Gifts

"Boxer Shorts"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"He was a very good boy."

"You're such a good listener."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Spring Training

Dog Park / Cat Park

"He's gone goth"

Bears

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"