Dog Breed Enthusiast Gifts

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

"My other dog is a pitbull."

Dog rest rooms: pointers and setters

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

Before you ask...he's a neopolitan mastiff.

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'Sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

'Trouble is he's not a dalmatian.'

"For goodness sake Dad, he's not a hippy: He's an Afghan Greyhound!"

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

Barks in code.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"