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"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

"My other dog is a pitbull."

Dog rest rooms: pointers and setters

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

Before you ask...he's a neopolitan mastiff.

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'Sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

'Trouble is he's not a dalmatian.'

"For goodness sake Dad, he's not a hippy: He's an Afghan Greyhound!"

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Fetch.'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"