Dog Breeder Enthusiast Gifts

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Fetch.'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Dog walking Human.

'She's just great with the children.'

'Super Dog'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"