Breed Enthusiast Gifts

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"I'm starting to doubt that you’re one-eighth Siberian husky."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"A little help, please."

Canine Scentipede

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'