Herd Enthusiast Gifts

'I love herd mentality, don't you?'

'Welcome to the herd buddy! I just need to check your passport, there will be some obligatory jostling and squealing then we can carry on eating grass...'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Seagiraffes

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

The Victors

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"The hyenas started it."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.