Herd Enthusiast Mugs

'I love herd mentality, don't you?'

'Welcome to the herd buddy! I just need to check your passport, there will be some obligatory jostling and squealing then we can carry on eating grass...'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Seagiraffes

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

The Victors

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.