Herding Enthusiast Mugs

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'The circle is complete!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish