Herding Enthusiast Pillows

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

You guys ever think he might be a control freak?

No caption. (Sheep dog dreams of getting sheep that is out of bounds to jump over barrier and join the other fence.)

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Seagiraffes

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

EWE 2.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The hyenas started it."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.