Bovine Enthusiast Mugs

Erratum.

Things were going smoothly until the waiter offered to place Ralph's napkin for him.

The Silver Turfer.

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

'With the sensitivity you've developed in your fingertips...

"It's shrinkflation!"

'I'm mad as heck, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!'

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

According to my Chromatic Analyzer, the grass is not greener on the other side...

'Second rumenotomy on that danged cow this year, Doc....'

It was an impulse buy.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Downer Cow/Upper Cow; Color

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'I think you have me hold the tail just so I won't complain about the fee!'

Bovine Obstetrician.

'Got any cud flavour?'

Have you been eating people again, Gertie?

'She's a little sensitive there, isn't she.'

Super Cow

'We have an exit strategy, but you're not going to like it!'

'Hey newbie. Just ease and squeeze, ease and squeeze!'

Folks leaving ONE COW RANCH: 'It's not a cow. it's a steer.'

Almost ready Sir!

'You might as well be a cheerful giver, they're going to get it anyhow.'

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"You must have given him a lot of fertilizer."

'Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty...'

Once a rabbit manages to get you in a headlock, you are 'OWNED'!

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

She was his star, and he followed her career closely.

"Is there a new little voter in there?"

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Gas Cow