Bovine Aficionados Mugs

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"They’re real."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

COWMIKAZES

"You're famous, Angus."

A Palindrome Cow.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"Is your dog friendly?"

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Cow Pollen

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Ranch Dressing

Cow Pilot.

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

Carpet Cows

Cow Wash Cycle.