Cow Aficionados Mugs

"Look, they're not sausages! OK?!"

"Oh no, he's just built a snowman! No gloves! Milking time! Cold hands! Cold hands!"

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'I've no doubt we can bust the fence, but you still haven't solved the rifle or the border collie.'

The Rake Reflex

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Cow Show Tunes

Cow Blue Arrows

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Slinky Cow World

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A Tumble Cow

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Get on with it!