Cow Aficionados Gifts

"Look, they're not sausages! OK?!"

"Oh no, he's just built a snowman! No gloves! Milking time! Cold hands! Cold hands!"

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'I've no doubt we can bust the fence, but you still haven't solved the rifle or the border collie.'

The Rake Reflex

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cow Show Tunes

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

A Tumble Cow