Cow Admirers Gifts

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Don't make me come up there!'

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Get on with it!

Boomerang cow.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

A Tumble Cow