Cattle Admirer Gifts

'She was one special cow!'

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

'I like Cattle.'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow's straw

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"They’re real."

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Pull the udder one

A Tumble Cow

Twister:Rural Social Networking

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

A Venus cow trap.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'