Livestock Admirer Gifts

"I must say, you seem very grounded."

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

'Pork bellies are up...'

Hogs at the old mcdonald farm.

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Raptures

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Slinky Cow World

"They’re real."

Farmer and FIsherman

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Get on with it!

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Pull the udder one

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Kamikaze Colour

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Cheesie Rider

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Sick Rancher Humor

COWMIKAZES

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

A Palindrome Cow.