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'They're shaking hands: Looks like we'll be part of the Bride's dowry...'
"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."
'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'
'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'
Chase me, chase me cows.
'The circle is complete!'
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
Cow's straw
'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'
'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'
'Trickle or Spray!?'
'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'
"They’re real."
Slinky Cow World
Well... Tis the season to be jolly!
"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"
"...and she said 'MOO!'"
Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..
'This model is hard to get parts for.'
Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.
Twister:Rural Social Networking
How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.
Pull the udder one
Who's gone medieval on our ass?
A Tumble Cow
"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."
'We call these supernumerary teats!'
"I'm an enigma!"
Cow and Milk
Milkin' Impossible
'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'
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