Cattle Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

"First we get a bunch of cows."

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

"I never search my health symptoms anymore. It always seems to lead to barbecue."

"I hope that bull is safe."

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Sure, I get lonely...But I keep myself busy!

"It's gone 4pm Rusty or have you forgotten your simple job. Herd, shepherd, cajole even, us, to the dairy!"

"Trust me, Cattle futures are the last place you want to invest"

'Lactose intolerant, eh? Must be tricky, what with being a Maasai an' all....'

Before the Domestication of Cows

'I thought that I was getting a personal tryout with the team! This is nothing but a cattle call!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Ranch Dressing

'Oh good gosh, No! We cannot go in there. It's full of hipsteers.'

I don't know what my beef is today...

Three cows crammed into a grass shelf.

'It would make people say Mr Barnes must be doing real good with his cows if he can buy his son a new bike.'

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

Winter is sooo depressing!

'I'm Angus MacGregor. Is this where I join?'

'I hate it when he looks at us like we're just a piece of meat!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

B.S.E., Foot and Mouth, CJD....

"Now that we've rounded up enough investors, w can start buying some cattle."

'Fat Cattle' - Duke of Bedford and The Triumphs of Selective Breeding

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw