Cattle Ranching Aficionado Gifts

"They've just got a better grade of weed over there!"

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow's straw

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Pull the udder one

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

A Tumble Cow

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Children should be seen and not a herd.