Ranching Aficionado Gifts

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Yes, I am looking for an experienced cattleman.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"They're comfortable."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Motorherd

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Static cling."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Girl in cow onesie.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Pull the udder one

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Wrong leadership.

'Mama! Aliens.'

Sick Rancher Humor

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

The Not So Wild West

Cow duel.