Ranching Aficionado Gifts

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Yes, I am looking for an experienced cattleman.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

New Guy.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Bubble Gum Farms.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"They're comfortable."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Motorherd

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Static cling."

Pull the udder one

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Girl in cow onesie.

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Wrong leadership.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Sick Rancher Humor