
"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"
If you know someone passionate about cattle management, find a gift that truly speaks to their love for livestock. From witty mugs to themed t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, our collection offers unique ways to celebrate their dedication. Whether they’re a seasoned rancher or just a hobbyist, these products bring humor, warmth, and a touch of barnyard charm to their daily routine.
"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
'The circle is complete!'
Chase me, chase me cows.
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'
'Trickle or Spray!?'
'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'
Cow's straw
'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'
Slinky Cow World
"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"
Miniature Cattle Fanciers
Well... Tis the season to be jolly!
"They’re real."
"...and she said 'MOO!'"
Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..
'This model is hard to get parts for.'
Twister:Rural Social Networking
A Tumble Cow
Pull the udder one
Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.
Who's gone medieval on our ass?
How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.
"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."
"I'm an enigma!"
'We call these supernumerary teats!'
Land of the Average Sized Cows!
Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.
'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'
Drawing on the left side of the barn.
"You're famous, Angus."
'He's the best bull I've ever had.'
Explore our full collection of cattle-themed mugs — the ideal gift for anyone who loves managing cattle and enjoys a good laugh over their morning coffee.
Check out our adorable and funny cattle-themed pillows. They add personality and comfort to any space — ideal for hobbyists and professionals alike.
Browse our cattle management art prints to find the perfect decorative piece for homes and barns that celebrate their passion with style.
Discover our range of cattle management t-shirts. These witty, charming designs make perfect gifts for hobbyists or professionals proud of their livestock care.