Cattle Management Gifts

'My neighbor hates to fix fence...'

Shepherd

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

A cow ventriloquist.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Ranch Dressing

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Therapy for the cow dependent

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'I told her not to follow me!'

They're Brazillian!

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"We should have taken a eweber."

Cowboy Slippers

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."