Livestock Manager Gifts

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Old MacDonald bought the farm E-I-E-I-O. . .'

"It's my side rustle."

Thinking about work.

"Let's not call it going to market, I think right sizing sounds better."

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

Drought ruined corn crop.

'Make no mistake about it, this is one mad cow!'

"Sure, my ear-tag says I'm "WRDC1796DLA00175", but the farmer lovingly refers to me as "Buttercup"..."

"After we eat this wonderful meal, I heard the farmer say he was going to take us to the market!"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

Farmer with a Staff Wanted sign.

'Ok, they want a year's supply of meal, no more shearing, just trimming and our own barn. But until then, this camera and the pictures of your 'date with Daisy' stay with me.'

Cow chewing bubble gum.

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

A frightened woman running from a cow.

"We should have taken a eweber."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"It was different in the old days. They said, 'Git along little dogie,' and, by God, we got along."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Farmers' Warnings.

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Cheesie Rider

Sick Rancher Humor