Livestock Dealer Gifts

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Cheesie Rider

Sick Rancher Humor

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

The Cattle show Week.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Shepherd