Livestock Transporter Gifts

'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'

"You're scouring!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Cheesie Rider

Sick Rancher Humor

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Car Rides - Cats

Free Range Cows.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Genetics Lab. You developed a dwarf cow? I call it "mini-moo"!

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

"We raise our beef humanely."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

Shepherd

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)