Pet Transporter Gifts

Car Rides - Cats

Gecko Car Rides

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

Gobel Giraffe Farm

"You're scouring!"

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

Whale transportation!

Lost CatCat Found.

'Which license do you wish to see?'

Cards For Cats.

'Feel that burst of power as we started up the hill?...'

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

"Your patient is a well-known environmental activist? How appropriate! My car has to charge another hour."

Dog Days

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

"Excuse me sir, no pets allowed!"

"Then that lady next to me on the bus must be on her way to the hospital with my loose meat sandwich."

"Roooad trip!"

A giraffe in a truck is heading for a low bridge.

It's one of those cognitive improvement programs...supposed to teach old dogs new tricks.

Pet Passport Photos

"Do you know underground zoos will pay a fortune for black market penguins?"

'...and don't forget to put 10p in the meter at half past two.'

Exotic pets - Ferret versus Scorpion.

'Camelot' Hakeem's used camel lot.