Animal Hauler Gifts

'Feel that burst of power as we started up the hill?...'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Car Rides - Cats

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Broken artefact in the museum

The Lion Tamer.

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Gobel Giraffe Farm

“They look like last year’s models.”

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

Transporting Live Cargo

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

Whale transportation!

Will work for grass

"My new vet has the human touch."

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

"You're scouring!"

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

'I KNOW this is insect repellent and not after-shave lotion.'

When Farmers Tip...

'You'll want to watch that old sow, Doc!'

It's a working vacation.