"Do you know underground zoos will pay a fortune for black market penguins?"
Animal Trafficker Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for someone involved in the animal trafficking trade? Our collection offers humorous and thought-provoking items that highlight the seriousness of wildlife conservation while adding a dash of wit. Perfect for those with a keen sense of humor or a passion for wildlife awareness, these products make a memorable statement and get conversations started.
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."
"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."
"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"
'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'
'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'
'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'
Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.
"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"
"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"
"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."
'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'
'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'
While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.
Vigilante Dog
"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"
Polly tries reverse psychology
'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'
BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...
'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'
Car Rides - Cats
Rescue dog rejecting potential owners
A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm
'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'
"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."
He Did It!
"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."
'Found her. Keeping her.'
'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'
How to scare cats.
"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"
Skiing rescue dog.
The Lion Tamer.
Broken artefact in the museum
Animal Trafficker Gifts Collection
Animal Trafficker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that address wildlife and conservation issues with humor and honesty. Find a witty mug perfect for the animal trafficking professional in your life.
Animal Trafficker Pillows
Check out our pillows that feature clever messages about wildlife conservation. Perfect for adding personality and awareness to any room.
Animal Trafficker Prints
Browse prints that advocate for wildlife and challenge animal trafficking. Ideal for inspiring and informing while decorating your space.
Animal Trafficker T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that make a bold statement about wildlife protection and animal trafficking. Great for wearing your values with humor and pride.