Animal Trafficker Mugs

"Do you know underground zoos will pay a fortune for black market penguins?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Car Rides - Cats

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

'Found her. Keeping her.'

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

He Did It!

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

How to scare cats.

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Broken artefact in the museum

Gobel Giraffe Farm

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Skiing rescue dog.