Animal Dealer Mugs

Used kangaroos: 'This baby was not only owned by a little old lady, but also has ALL the hoptions'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

The worm that churned!

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'Democracy, okay?'

General Motors.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

The Unknown Military Contractor

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!

Global Arms Trade

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

War and Peace, Made in USA