Animal Dealer Prints

Used kangaroos: 'This baby was not only owned by a little old lady, but also has ALL the hoptions'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

The worm that churned!

'Democracy, okay?'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

The Unknown Military Contractor

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

Global Arms Trade

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'