Animal Trafficker T-Shirts

"Do you know underground zoos will pay a fortune for black market penguins?"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Vigilante Dog

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Polly tries reverse psychology

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Car Rides - Cats

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

He Did It!

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'Found her. Keeping her.'

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

How to scare cats.

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Skiing rescue dog.

The Lion Tamer.

Broken artefact in the museum