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"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

The worm that churned!

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Tim's marketing solutions

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

House sale.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Stethoscope

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

High end of the market...

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

'It's all hand made.'

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Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

I'm on a productivity drive.

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

"He wins every year -- the man could sell an annuity to a mayfly."

Florist

'Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies, or are you a male chauvinist pig?'