Animal Transporter T-Shirts

A giraffe in a truck is heading for a low bridge.

Whale transportation!

Gobel Giraffe Farm

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

Car Rides - Cats

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

The Lion Tamer.

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

A 'failed' brake check!

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Ye Haul.

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

"You're scouring!"

"My new vet has the human touch."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

'Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, I lose my job at the Petting Zoo.'

'Feel that burst of power as we started up the hill?...'

"Your patient is a well-known environmental activist? How appropriate! My car has to charge another hour."

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

'You're not trying to smuggle wildlife out of our country, are you?'

"Then that lady next to me on the bus must be on her way to the hospital with my loose meat sandwich."

"Roooad trip!"

"Excuse me sir, no pets allowed!"