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A giraffe in a truck is heading for a low bridge.

Whale transportation!

Gobel Giraffe Farm

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

Car Rides - Cats

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

The Lion Tamer.

A 'failed' brake check!

Ye Haul.

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"You're scouring!"

"My new vet has the human touch."

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

'Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, I lose my job at the Petting Zoo.'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

"Your patient is a well-known environmental activist? How appropriate! My car has to charge another hour."

It's a working vacation.

'Feel that burst of power as we started up the hill?...'

'You're not trying to smuggle wildlife out of our country, are you?'

"Roooad trip!"