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"Roooad trip!"

New Guy.

'Cow in love'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

"They’re real."

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Where's my glove?'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Mummy?!

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

I want to be a lawn!

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

Car Rides - Cats

Free Range Cows.

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

'She says her stomachs ache.'

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."