Cow Converser T-Shirts

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"They’re real."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Pull the udder one

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Mama! Aliens.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

We come in pieces!

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Snowman carrot substitute.

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

'Your barn door's open.'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

Therapy for the cow dependent

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'