Cow Converser Prints

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"They’re real."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Pull the udder one

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

We come in pieces!

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Snowman carrot substitute.

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'Your barn door's open.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

YAAY! Slam dump!

'Oh, shut up!'