"Roooad trip!"
Cow Transporter Gifts
Searching for a gift that honors the hard work of a cow transporter? Our collection features cleverly designed items that highlight their essential role in livestock transportation. Whether for a fellow transporter or someone in the dairy or farming industry, these playful and thoughtful products are sure to bring a smile. Celebrate their dedication with a gift that speaks to their profession’s charm and importance.
New Guy.
'Cow in love'
"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"
"They’re real."
'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'
Milking the Cow.
Where Shaving Cream Comes From
"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."
No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!
"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."
'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'
'Where's my glove?'
It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!
Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...
Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'
Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle
How Do You Like My Moseying Along?
Mummy?!
"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"
I want to be a lawn!
'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'
'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'
"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"
Moses Separates the Cream. . .
When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.
"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."
Car Rides - Cats
Free Range Cows.
"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."
'She says her stomachs ache.'
"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."
'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'
The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'
"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."
Cow Transporter Gifts Collection
Cow Transporter Mugs
Explore more mugs designed for cow transporters and livestock lovers. Find that perfect humorous or heartfelt design to brighten their mornings.
Cow Transporter Pillows
Looking for a cozy gift? Our cow transporter pillows combine humor and comfort, adding personality to any space you want to brighten.
Cow Transporter Prints
Discover art prints that pay tribute to cow transporters. Perfect for farm offices or living spaces, these prints bring humor and pride to their wall decor.
Cow Transporter T-Shirts
Check out our collection of cow transporter t-shirts! Funny, stylish, and made for comfort—these shirts are great for celebrating their essential profession.