Cow Caretaker Gifts

'Chronic idiopathic progressive malnutritional hypophagia of environmental origin?'...

'Give her the bill, she's the one who is sick.'

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'They sure have small litters.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Dog Food

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Where did the little bird go?'

"He wants a second opinion."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

A cow ventriloquist.