Cow Caretaker Gifts

'Chronic idiopathic progressive malnutritional hypophagia of environmental origin?'...

'Give her the bill, she's the one who is sick.'

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'They sure have small litters.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Dog Food

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

"He wants a second opinion."

A cow ventriloquist.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Rex the Dog.

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."