Livestock Caretaker Gifts

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Free Range Cows.

'Get 'em all dehorned already, Doc?

Un-natural snow.

"Foster failure"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'They sure have small litters.'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Dog Food

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'Where did the little bird go?'

A cow ventriloquist.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Rex the Dog.

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Horse Clean-up

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'