Livestock Caretaker Prints

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Free Range Cows.

'Get 'em all dehorned already, Doc?

Un-natural snow.

"Foster failure"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'They sure have small litters.'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Dog Food

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

A cow ventriloquist.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Rex the Dog.

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Horse Clean-up