Farm Animal Caretaker Prints

'Melvin!' - AI Machine

"Foster failure"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"She's a miniature."

Slinky Cow World

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'They sure have small litters.'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Dog Food

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

A cow ventriloquist.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Rex the Dog.

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

Free Range Cows.

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Horse Clean-up

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'