Farm Animal Caretaker Prints

'Melvin!' - AI Machine

"Foster failure"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Dog on man's stair lift

"She's a miniature."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Slinky Cow World

'They sure have small litters.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Dog Food

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

A cow ventriloquist.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

Rex the Dog.

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

Horse Clean-up

Free Range Cows.

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'